How I Hate Valetine’s Day: Let Me Count the Ways

February 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm 2 comments

This day should have a special place reserved in hell. I’ve come up with my top 7 reasons. I don’t need 10, because 7 is more than enough. And you’ll get the picture.

7. It’s so damn sappy.

6. You can’t take a day off work from it though it’s a national holiday that alone makes me hate this holiday.

5. If you don’t buy your S.O. something they think you don’t love them. I say if they do buy you something and only on this day then they don’t love you.

4. It’s so damn sappy.

3. I once had a boyfriend break up with me on Valentine’s Day. So we have a history. It can die a hard and painful death and so can the guy.

2. Just do me a favor and count how many times you hear “I love you. No I love you.” While walking down the street. If you don’t gag then I’m in awe of you.

And the top reason why I hate Valentine’s Day is….

1. It’s so damn sappy.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Amie Stuart  |  February 14, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    HEYYYYYYY My kid actually had the nerve to ask me what chocolate I was getting him for VD! Bah .. mama is broke. You ain’t getting jack. =)

  • 2. Mel  |  February 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Lol. They grow up to be smart asses so fast. Unfortunately my son just wants candy. He’s not particular as long as it has sugar.

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